15 ways to know if she’s wife material 

Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover 1️⃣ Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car

2️⃣Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments

3️⃣Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts 

4️⃣Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you’re quitting your job to be a DJ or barber 

5️⃣Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup 

6️⃣Tell her you’re celibate and you don’t want sex till marriage 

7️⃣Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.

8️⃣Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint.

9️⃣If you have a beard, shave it all up ߔߔell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food

1️⃣1️⃣ Propose without a ring 

1️⃣2️⃣ Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage 

1️⃣3️⃣Tell her she must attend mid week service and join the choir mistress gild 

1️⃣4️⃣ Tell her you’re going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo 

1️⃣5️⃣ Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm 

1️⃣6️⃣ Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.

1️⃣7️⃣ Tell her you’re going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd ) 

1️⃣8️⃣ Tell her your mother will be cooking for you 

1️⃣9️⃣ Tell her she can’t watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore.

2️⃣0️⃣ Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you’re saving up.

Fellas, trust me. try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true “ID” persona / archetypes of your partner.

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4 thoughts on “15 ways to know if she’s wife material 

  1. Is this post supposed to be satire? I honestly think all of the points, except maybe number 3, are pointless and immature. Any guy who is certainly a ‘husband material’, would certainly know better than to do these. It’s irrelevant to go to these ludicrous extents, seriously, wake her up at 3a.m to make you a meal? How does it sound to you really? You’ve got to reconstruct this mindset of yours, this is a really poor post. Thumbs down.

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